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		<title>Gum Tooth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Ostrowski was the NOPTA graffiti-abatement supervisor and a square-shaped man with a rough thatch of white hair that sat askance on his balding head like an organic beret. He sprayed spit when he spoke and was never pleased with the state of things. Today he foamed, particularly incensed. “Smalls!” He pounded his square fist [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=katyrossing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13358831&amp;post=45&amp;subd=katyrossing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>	Mr. Ostrowski was the NOPTA graffiti-abatement supervisor and a square-shaped man with a rough thatch of white hair that sat askance on his balding head like an organic beret. He sprayed spit when he spoke and was never pleased with the state of things. Today he foamed, particularly incensed.<br />
“Smalls!” He pounded his square fist on his desk where it landed like a brick. A small flurry of paper reports jumped through the air. “Fuck, Smalls! What do you think I discovered upon exiting one of this city’s very fine NOPTA streetcar vehicles Saturday evening inauspiciously affixed to one of the many voluminous folds of my wife’s substantial and silk taffeta-shrouded rear end? Fuck, Smalls! What do you think I found?”<br />
	“Sir, I couldn’t say.” Tootie Smalls shook his head, concentrating on his S-sounds. He tried to shrink his shoulders.<br />
	Ostrowski rose up from behind his flimsy desk like a thunder head. “For starters, a piece of gum, Smalls. A piece of god-damned chewing gum.” A shell of Polish spittle wet Tootie’s nervous nose.<br />
	The square man smoothed his ruffled organic beret and resettled his heavy frame in the groaning chair. He opened a drawer in his desk, pulling out a plastic baggie which he tossed across the desk to Tootie. The baggie looked to hold a wad of chewed gum.<br />
	“I saved it just for you. But there’s more! Go ahead and pick it up there, Smalls. Take a good look.”<br />
	Tootie tried to quell the trembling in his hands. His gastrocneius clenched involuntarily. The gum wad looked ordinary enough: a wan pink color, bulbous like brain tissue, sticking only slightly against the plastic baggie after its saliva bath. It looked ordinary enough. Tootie prodded it a little with his fingers. He felt something hard, a small hard object at the center of the wad. He fumbled with the gum. It was a  small yellowish object, irregularly shaped, with points.<br />
	“It’s a tooth, Smalls. A fucking lower right third bicuspid from the mouth of a middle-aged human female. One of the police captains  owes me a favor after last Mardi Gras so I got forensics to take a look at it. Of all the repulsive shit my wife &#8212; my wife, the wife of the man in charge of cleanliness and preservation of NOPTA’s historic streetcar system infrastructure – of all the repulsive shit she could have sat in on that streetcar, a fucking gum-shrouded human tooth? It’s sick, Smalls, it’s a sick world but all this repugnant little artifact of sickness says to me, Harold Ostrowski, is that Theodore Smalls ain’t been working hard enough.”<br />
	“I agree sir, it’s sick! But I ain’t never seen – ”<br />
“For fuck’s sake, Smalls, stop blowing around all the air in my office with your long-winded excuses and go do your  job &#8212; you remember, that thing I&#8217;m paying you for?”</p>
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		<title>Portland bridges in motion</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>the swamp</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have never visited a Louisiana swamp, it may be difficult to understand the darkness of the devilry at its heart. The Barataria, for example, is only maybe a dozen miles inland from the state’s lovely white-sand beaches, but it’s in truth a world away: a dank, dark cannibal of a place, a perilous [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=katyrossing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13358831&amp;post=38&amp;subd=katyrossing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have never visited a Louisiana swamp, it may be difficult to understand the darkness of the devilry at its heart. The Barataria, for example, is only maybe a dozen miles inland from the state’s lovely white-sand beaches, but it’s in truth a world away: a dank, dark cannibal of a place, a perilous jumble of hissing, drowning, and choking, sometimes a sort of auto-asphyxiation on its own vines.</p>
<p>Brief observations of the swamp:</p>
<p><em>1) </em><em>The swamp is loud.</em></p>
<p>The bellow of cicadas, the Doppler-ing zing of passing mosquitoes, bird calls, the competing belches of randy frogs. It is never really, fully still: there is always something creeping about in the darkness, trying to get a jump on its next meal.</p>
<p><em>2) </em><em>The swamp is eating itself. </em></p>
<p>The palmetto leaves mask a pulsing carpet of warring, cannibalistic insects: tiny ants swarm giant grasshoppers, slipping through their body walls to their soft and vulnerable entrails. Peripatetic black eyes glint in the murk. Attached to them drift crusty planks of alligators.</p>
<p><em>3) </em><em>The swamp is guided by water.</em></p>
<p>The whole place looks to water to dictate its pattern, pace, and even existence: like an angry flooding, receding, clinging dewily to the shadow-side of everything it touches (the flooding ebbs create some of the richest soil in the world; thousands of plants agree on the deliciousness of this fine loamy dirt, their pale sprouts charging up out of the ground at a sprint’s pace in the critical competition to secure roots and a spot of sun before they are washed away).</p>
<p><em>4) </em><em>The swamp is evasive.</em></p>
<p>True to the guileful nature of the place, much of its ground is fake: thick mossy algae blankets and bunches of grass disguising swamp water. It is a vicious deceit (this fake ground is, in fact, one of the alligator’s prime allies in its steady diet, with a <em>“Whoops!” &#8212; Splash! &#8212; Chomp! </em>sort of thing arranged). The ridges that are solid enough to stand on are devious and slippery &#8212; muddy slopes that rise and recede unpredictably, season to season.</p>
<p>The whole thing is a wild and frankly treacherous mess – a thoroughly inauspicious place for us human beings. Alligators, leeches, hungry mosquitoes, and malignant diseases are everywhere, all vying for a bite at a man’s naked leg. Some have found lives in the swamps, here and there, propping their houses up on stilts and getting used to the feeling of wet between their toes, trapping and fishing their way through their feral Barataria neighborhood. The longer they spend in the swamp, the more they forget of their humanity. The swamp perverts them. They are survivors – unnatural survivors &#8212; and to survive they must bargain with the swamp, letting it replace a little chunk of their souls with its own mean devilry.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other thing that was going on after the flood was a heretofore un-encountered period of ostensible peace in the roiling, warring neighborhood. People started saying things like Gitchi Manitou being real sweet to West Ed, like they were the apple in the witch’s proverbial eye. No bodies for sixteen months. Everyone got to feeling [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=katyrossing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13358831&amp;post=24&amp;subd=katyrossing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other thing that was going on after the flood was a heretofore un-encountered period of ostensible peace in the roiling, warring neighborhood. People started saying things like Gitchi Manitou being real sweet to West Ed, like they were the apple in the witch’s proverbial eye. No bodies for sixteen months. Everyone got to feeling safe and sanctified. Everyone had this feeling like maybe the streak of luck was resting on his or her particular set of shoulders, like maybe it was their personal superstitious habit &#8212; not stepping on sidewalk cracks, eating a clove of garlic a day, walking backwards through the automatic sliding glass doors of the Piggly Wiggly, or whatever – responsible for the streak of good fortune. So they all redoubled their superstitious efforts everyone felt a little bit benevolent and smug.<br />
Of course, no one suspected the identity of the real fate-juggler of West Ed. It was not Gitchi Manitou – nothing near Gitchi Manitou – but, rather, a big-shouldered alchemist criminal with the improbable name of Flow Panther. This name had been bestowed on his still-wet head by a poetic and alcoholic mother, legendarily sopping drunk even in the hospital bed as she squeezed him from between her stirrup-ed legs. From this unlikely uterus emerged one of the most significant members of the Ninth Ward. Flow Panther lived up to his name in both his aplomb and the curiosity of his predilections; these included, over the years, nearly memorizing all three autobiographies penned by the Marx Brothers (Harpo Speaks! gracing his nightstand for the entirety of grades six through eight), self-taught mastery of the mouth organ, and a brief stint with inspired marijuana husbandry – the last of which was cut short by the placing of a small bomb in the family’s mailbox by a rival distributor.<br />
Patshawn McCullough knew Flow Panther to be a juggler of fate, though he perhaps did not realize the scale of the strings Flow Panther pulled. He wasn’t concerned when he caught a catfish trying to pitch itself over the side of his toilet bowl; even though, as he pushed it back in and attempted repeatedly to flush it away, it stiffened its body to resist the siphoning action until it was as hard and black as a cast-iron pan. A few freak catfish after a flood might be explainable. Then another turned up in the kitchen sink, looking sheepish with shreds of lettuce tangled in its barbels. And when Patshawn opened his front door to find a trio of them rolling unctuously back and forth like puppies on the doormat, he identified a rising level of concern in the palpitations of his heart. This is when he decides &#8212; dubiously &#8212; to enlist the help of Flow Panther.</p>
<p>No bodies for sixteen months. Flow Panther was plumb straight-up proud, as a man should be for such a prodigious triumph. The grace and justice of his engineering had been praised as the consummate perfection of digestion, and he was feeling the balmy glow that shines on a man at the top of his profession. He sat on the stoop, picking off flakes of its loosening mint-green paint and waiting for his coffee to cool. The Ninth is wet and hot this morning. His plastic thermometer dangles, battered, from his neck on a cotton shoelace. Seventy-six degrees Fahrenheit at oh-six-hundred. Idyllic.</p>
<p>He blows the steam off his coffee, watching its oily ghosts slip around on the meniscus. The empyrean host of Phyla Eisenias are already wiggling, he knows, at seventy-six degrees. Closing his eyes, he can almost feel the cool grace of their slippage through his own ungainly fingers. The kiss of the wet membrane on his dry skin; their erotic squirm swarming against his palms. He can nearly smell the intoxicating bouquet of Eisenia flesh, siphoned from the milk at the pit of the Earth.</p>
<p>The beauty of a compost pile is its private universe of perfect self-containment. It’s precision is mechanical, really. Like an engine, when you feed and tune it with loving care, it will hum back at you, harmonizing its joyous efficiency with your own devotion. Once you have experienced this – felt its tender warming against your own palms, listened to the delicate burps and sighs as it settles into its self-digestion – the compost pile becomes no easier to neglect than a purring cat or tail-wagging dog.<br />
Flow Panther checks his thermometer again. It’s already flirting with seventy-eight. Maybe it’s best to go stir now. It’s not hit the absolute ideal conditions just yet – that would be eighty degrees and roughly fifty percent humidity &#8212; but Flow’s got that itchy feeling telling him that he’ll do nothing but worry about suffocation until it’s done. It’s just at this moment that Patshawn calls at him from down the street.</p>
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		<title>Walking Catfish (part 1 of 3)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 15:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A short time after, Patshawn sits on the stoop licking at a salty cut on the pad of his thumb. The rumble of a pneumatic wet vac hums in his ear from two blocks away, and an earthy smell lingers in the air. The sunlight seems wet even: diluted and thin and gray. Like bad [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=katyrossing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13358831&amp;post=17&amp;subd=katyrossing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A short time after, Patshawn sits on the stoop licking at a salty cut on the pad of his thumb. The rumble of a pneumatic wet vac hums in his ear from two blocks away, and an earthy smell lingers in the air. The sunlight seems wet even: diluted and thin and gray. Like bad water. Patshawn licks his thumb.</p>
<p>Something moving in the sewer grate in front of Frond’s across the street. The drain is still clogged with all sorts of dark brown matter, and a thick oily puddle is beginning to froth at the drain’s slow, eddying bleed.</p>
<p>Some thought the flood had started there, at that very sewer grate. It had been the first to fail when those massive concrete storm drains, tall and wide enough for a man to walk through upright, had astonished everyone by filling with rainwater faster than they could dump it into the Chesapeake Bay. When this happened, the fat raindrops massed in angry black pools at the sewer grates, the first bad one right there across the street in front of Frond’s. These bad-tempered puddles then agitated a gradual extension outward from every corner in West Edmondson. The flood rushed up through the storm drains from the center of the Earth, and the lake miraculously breached its shores – <em>miraculous</em> because this is how some have described it, as if god himself reached one hairy Caucasian finger down to sweep away the pestilence of muddy West Baltimore. Patshawn snorts, thinking of this, a pale Cadillac-sized index finger with a giant clamshell of a nail trembling among roiling clouds. Gitchi Manitou sure did a work-shy job of sweeping if that’s the story. The swelling puddles had merely sent the high-held queenly types – the ones who had formed a loose constellation of unimpeachable reputability, holding together West Edmondson – the puddles had sent this type scattering to extended families high and dry in Ten Hills or Carroll Park. A peel of lung-scratching mirth echoed from the squatters who had taken up in Frond’s place. No, the pestilence was the tenacious sort. Dug in like ticks. Poor Frond; she had flit off to her sister-in-law’s in the suburbs, and now her square brick home had surrendered to the most malodorous dregs of the city, perhaps too far gone to recover.</p>
<p>The façade of Frond’s house was still, but Patshawn was sure he had seen something in that grate moving. The frothy lather rose in fine golden bubbles the size of pinheads. He watches it closely, sucking at his thumb. A black shape thrashed. Patshawn gapes, eyes big and curious as a baby. It looks like a dark shoe. The thing lurches forward, emerging from the yellow foam inch by inch. Its movements appear spastic and excruciating. Patshawn thinks it may be a half-dead rat, its fur slicked flush to its skin with water and motor oil. But when the rat’s staggered propulsion have cleared the yellow froth &#8212; in fact propelled it several horrible feet into the street &#8212; Patshawn notes, with a leaden stomach, its rubbery dorsal fin and fine barbels dragging on the pavement.</p>
<p>In retrospect, the advent of the walking catfish in West Edmondson seemed impossible <em>not </em>to predict. The story was that this was the third horrible thing Gitchi Manitou did to the neighborhood, as punishment for who knows what. The first was the explosion of 1993, when the Cenex on Western had blown sky high due to a completely avoidable static electricity accident. Burning plastic rained over a three-block radius around the gas station, and for two long days sunlight was strained by the noxious purple plume of smoke. The second was the flood. And the third, right on its heels, was the horror of the walking catfish.</p>
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		<title>Viola (fragment)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The water came up past the light switches. Picture that, she commands, bobbing her lumpy brown fingers in front of his vacant eyeballs to simulate the foul wetness, just picture your collector’s edition Winnie the Pooh light switch plates covered in brown cakey shit, how your hand smacks it first thing, reflexive, when you open [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=katyrossing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13358831&amp;post=9&amp;subd=katyrossing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The water came up past the light switches. <em>Picture that</em>, she commands, bobbing her lumpy brown fingers in front of his vacant eyeballs to simulate the foul wetness, <em>just picture your collector’s edition Winnie the Pooh light switch plates covered in brown cakey shit, how your hand smacks it first thing, reflexive, when you open the door.</em> He can hear that old tongue of hers smacking dry against the roof of her mouth as she talks. She pulls a cigarette from one gaping sleeve of her billowy flannel nightgown. He looks at those gaping sleeves, big enough to hide a Pomeranian, remembering how she would sew secret pockets inside of them to file away things like boxes of cigarettes, lipstick, and cash. There she is in that heavy flannel nightgown in the 89 degree heat, sweating big salty puddles into its armpits. Today it’s a heavy wet heat that presses down on a person, what some folks used to call a ten-pound heat, because that’s how you feel, like a ten-pound bag of flour is bearing down on every square inch of your skin.</p>
<p>It had been a while since Patshawn last saw Viola. She looked different to him, now, but not in a way you would expect. No, she looked better. Her skin had a luster to it like a fine new boot, and seemed to now be filled out by a healthy shield of fat around her neck and collarbone. Her lips were not thin rags but pillowy; her mouth a rose in full-flush. The wild knot of hair was gone, supplanted by a thin lawn of silver. Blooming across the backs of her hands and forearms were swaths of gleaming russet-colored skin that outshone the once-prominent scratches and roiling burns. The nightgown was the only remaining aspect of her craziness, but even this now appeared well-kempt, giving off sweet little puffs of baby’s-breath detergent when the stoop they were sharing caught a rare breeze.</p>
<p>She talks on, and he watches her, wondering how that big hot flood left her so robust and healthy and everything in the city around them dirt sick. In Holly Grove, which is where Viola roosts, the water came up to the light switches. <em>They say that past the door knobs is bad, but not so bad as some, because in some it soaked even the ceiling fans clear through, so they looked like</em> <em>giant wilted daisies</em> <em>pinned up on the muddy ceilings</em>. This is how Viola describes it to Patshawn.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Corner has been fading ever since the tragic and preventable death of Lobelia Bunchflower “Bunchie” Webb on its asphalt forty-six days ago. Located approximately four and a half miles west of Baltimore’s Inner Harbor, the tourist trap that suctions cash-money from out-of-towners with the saccharine intentions of  the Dionaea muscipula, the Corner knows nothing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=katyrossing.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13358831&amp;post=4&amp;subd=katyrossing&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Corner has been fading ever since the tragic and preventable death of Lobelia Bunchflower “Bunchie” Webb on its asphalt forty-six days ago. Located approximately four and a half miles west of Baltimore’s Inner Harbor, the tourist trap that suctions cash-money from out-of-towners with the saccharine intentions of  the <em>Dionaea muscipula</em>, the Corner knows nothing of the Baltimore most first-, second-, or even fiftieth-time visitors enjoy. This is not its fault, entirely; in fact, it offers many of the same cultural, culinary, and scenic experiences sought by the constantly rotating hordes of tourists in the Inner Harbor. For example, a visitor to the Corner finds himself ten minutes or less (on foot) from the most tongue-jinglingly-spiced blue crab anywhere in the Chesapeake Bay. Or just two blocks from the second-best-preserved example of Outsider Muralism in North America, an epically-proportioned 1988 piece composed by Jesse T. “T-Bawn” Colvin (active 1987-91), a noted native-West Baltimorean and guerilla muralist who memorably abused the privileges accorded him as a paid participant in City Hall’s relations-mollifying “Baltimore Mural Project” by undertaking unapproved projects often depicting lewd or seditious critiques of city government officials. Furthermore, a visitor to the Corner would be gratified by that earnestly-pursued brass ring of any urban tourist, <em>local street life</em>, which is abundant (some certain interest groups might even say <em>over</em>-abundant). The visitor would be privy to a vibrant and completely un-staged cavalcade of locals engaging in anything from a bustling marketplace for crack cocaine to unauthorized block parties accompanied by some of the most brain-splitting beats on the East Coast.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, the sort of person who willingly shells out $13.50 a piece for “0-12yrs” tickets (and $15.50 for adults) to follow a stoned 16-year-old “tour guide” on a perfunctory twenty-minute circuit of the U.S.S. Atlantic (permanently anchored in the otherwise largely un-nautical Inner Harbor) will likely never even consider setting foot west of Charles Street.</p>
<p>When Lobelie Bunchflower “Bunchie” Webb fell bleeding from a perforated lung effected by a stray .8mm bullet fired from a stolen handgun wielded by one Harold W. “Bay” Baylor, just 46 days ago, the Corner fell silent for three entire days. No one congregated on the steps of its row houses, kicked sneakers against its fraying curbs, or set up with patio chairs and frosty glasses of icebox lemonade. And why would they? There was nothing to see but a fading chalk outline and bleached patches of Portland Cement where Bunchie Webb’s O- had spilt.</p>
<p>At the end of the third day, two young boys pass through. They note the unusual hollowness of their footsteps and hear the scratch of a stray plastic bag blowing haphazard in the wind.</p>
<p>“Tumbleweed,” the taller one remarks to his companion.</p>
<p>“<em>Phuhh</em>, Derrick. When you gon get over that John Wayne shit?”</p>
<p>Derrick T. Colvin is a tall boy, his reedy frame hidden in an XXXL t-shirt that hangs so low it brushes his knees. In the morning, before he pulls on his jeans, his mother comments that it looks like he’s walking around the house in one of his granny’s nightgowns. He likes John Wayne a lot. Just yesterday he watched <em>The Searchers </em>and <em>The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence </em>on AMC at his granny’s place<em>. </em>They were both pretty good, but he found it weird that <em>Liberty Valence, </em>the newer film, was shot in black and white, while the older <em>Searchers </em>played in a vivid palette that reminded him of a Saturday morning cartoon.</p>
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